YEARS ago (or so it seems) me and my bestie (miss you!) came to the sudden realization that celebrities like Brittany Spears and Meg Ryan poop, just like us.
It was the most hillarious thing to imagine Brittany Spears pooping in a luxurious bathroom, but it was also the first time we started thinking that celebrities were just normal people.
If you’re still with me after that image, this blog post is actually about something a little more meaningful.
For those of you who didn’t make it this far (and aren’t even reading this) you’re welcome, Brittany on the poreclain will stay with you forever.
This post is about the fact that we all have strengths and weaknesses. So many of us are held down by what other people think. Whether it’s our parents, friends, neighbours, co-workers, for some reason what these people think affects most of our lives in a pretty serious way.
I know that for literally the first…26.5 years of my life (working on it!) I cared about what people thought of me and it held me back from so many things. Dancing to music in a beautiful open field concert was one of them, losing a huge sale because I was scared to ask was another.
Remembering the fact that celebrities poop reminded me that we are all human beings. We all have stuff we are good at and stuff that we completely suck at.
The best part is…everyone sucks at something, so don’t ever let anyone make you feel bad for what you aren’t good at.
Smile at the haters and do YOU boo.
Everyone has suffered middle-school embarrasement, had an awkward first kiss, botched an interview or tried something and failed. There isn’t one person I know that doesn’t have a shameful story from their past that they’d rather not talk about.
Trust me… the first two decades of my life should just be written off.
YES I stuffed my bra in elementary school only to be discovered in the change room… I wanted boobs okay, is that too much to ask?!
YES I got too drunk to make it to prom and ended up sleeping in the limo.
YES I have burnt water while trying to cook………….
YES I have a huge darth vader tattoo on my back… … ……
Were all equal…equally bad at something and equally awesome at something else.
We’ve only got one life to live, unless you believe in reincarnation… do you? I’d love to dive into your world.
Let’s make the most of it. Whenever your down and out or worried about keeping up with whoever the neighbourhood Kardashians are, remember they all poop… we all poop..
No one’s any better or any worse than the next.
I’ll see on instagram or snapchat,